Americans! We are no longer the national mammal of the United States.

President Obama signs bill declaring the bison the national mammal.

Will the new head mammals respect our rights?

How do you feel about this demotion? Will we be able to survive? What steps can we take to address this egregious miscalculation?

Bison (they are not smiling)

And that's the way it is

If you are really interested, here are 15 bison facts from the U.S. Department of the Interior. There is no mention as to the opinions bison may have of humans, we can only hope for the best. If the history books are any indication, they might not be too happy with us.