First and foremost, one must be sure the MILF is not still married. Still-married MILF's can result in extreme husband irritation as to your poaching. You are going to have enough problems as to the kid(s), you don't need an angry husband on top of that.
As to the kid(s), 20% to 50% of the time, you will be stood up. This percentage will vary as to the number and age of the kid or kids the MILF is dealing with.
If one has successfully navigated beyond the above two issues, then the following rules apply...
- Be understanding when kid problems supersedes date.
- Never bring up the kids. This will inevitably result in a MILF soliloquy about kids. Even worse, statements about the Ex will ensue.
- Respect you are interacting with another human being.
- MILF's know how to cook, avail yourself of this at every opportunity.
- Are you thoroughly tangled up? Yep, go ahead and do the pick up the kid(s) errands.
- Are you now doing her home repairs? A good thing.
- Looks like you are doomed, time to marry her.